The power to make my own sandwich

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to not have superpowers

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!