The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to not do it.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!