The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to see through air

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to eat nandos

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power of women's rights.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!