The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to have a power

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The power drown in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!