- Pointless Super Powers

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The ability to see through insects.

The power to divide by zero

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the ability to look into your brain

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to pee poop

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to push "pull" doors

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!