- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to negate all powers including your own.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

Pointless Super Powers