- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

All of aquaman's powers.

The ability to change your weight

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

the power to randomly die at any moment

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to troll.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to not care.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

Pointless Super Powers