The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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the power to turn into a tree

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!