- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

cry acid tears

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

Pointless Super Powers