The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!