The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to be a woman

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!