- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

hello

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to plank

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

Pointless Super Powers