The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to become black!

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!