- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to shit without squinting.

the ability to see through air

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to never finish what you sta...

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the power to get married

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Pointless Super Powers