The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!