The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to like this power

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The power to die at will

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!