- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the power to eat people :D

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to see the past.

the ability to talk to humans

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to see through windows

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

Pointless Super Powers