the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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hello

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Acid tears.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!