The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to get in the van

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the power to make bubles without soap

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to beathe

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!