The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to part hair.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!