- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to uncontrally boop

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to lock open doors

The power to not exercise.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

the power to like charlie

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The ability to change your weight

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to know where the beef is

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

the ability to tell time without a watch

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!