- Pointless Super Powers

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

+119

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

+99

The ability to not have a super power.

+95

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

+95

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

+93

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

+91

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

+89

the power to complete math exercises

+87

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to fart out of your hands.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to shit without squinting.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to eat nandos

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power of bad luck

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

Delayed Reaction Man

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

having the same super powers as batman!