- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The ability to smell colors

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to (place useless super power here)

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to ejaculate

The power to display emotions at will

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

Pointless Super Powers