the power to misspell

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to make your nose blink.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to become demented

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!