The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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Super-slowness

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!