the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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cry acid tears

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!