the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to suck your own dick

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!