The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!