to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power of learning

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to die at will

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the power of being yourself

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to plank

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!