The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!