The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see through glass

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!