The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power of self mind control

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!