- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to freeze ice

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The ability to be Edward Cullen

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to sharpen a pen

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

Pointless Super Powers