The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to hear fish.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The Power to Power

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!