- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to freeze ice

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to drown on land.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to plank

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to look at someone and die.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

Pointless Super Powers