The power to die

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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To shit bricks.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!