- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to shrink your private parts.

teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to display emotions at will

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

the power to get in the van

the power to make bubles without soap

Pointless Super Powers