Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power of learning

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!