The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to have a power

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The power to not have a brain!

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Being able to fly in place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!