The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!