The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to like any show

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to turn any object into food

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!