The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to not care.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!