The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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To pee standing up.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to create powers

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!