- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to become black.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to have a power

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to not have a brain!

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to pee while standing up

Being able to fly in place.

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to become black!

The power to be powerless

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power of self mind control

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

being black

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

Pointless Super Powers