The power to have an ability.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power of learning

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The power to pee poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!