The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Acid tears.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!