The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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To shit bricks.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to start time.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!