The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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cry acid tears

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!