- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to fly if you are eating.

The power to be fireproof under water

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to like any show

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

Pointless Super Powers