The power to count to infinity.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of love

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to eat with your butt

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!