- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The ability to turn into an embryo

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to not do it.

levi Hahne is gay

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

the power not eat more than one pringel.

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

Pointless Super Powers