the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Having the power to stand still

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to bread toast!

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!