- Pointless Super Powers

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to ejaculate

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to change your weight

The power to reseal bottles!

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to die using only your mind.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!