The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The Power to Power

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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swear words -jesse

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to shit without squinting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!