the power to eat bread

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!