- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to eat bread

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

The power to eat your own face.

Pointless Super Powers