- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to levitate using my fart...

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to not be color blind.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to poop whenever you want.

The ability to smell colors

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

Pointless Super Powers