Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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Being a freemason

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to see air

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!