The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to talk to humans

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!