Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to instantly die

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!