The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look like yourself

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!