Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power to get sick

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!